"Signs, signs - everywhere a sign"

We had some business about 50 miles up the road today and, for a change, The Big Guy did the driving. That meant I got a chance to simply admire the scenery - the gray, damp, sloppy scenery. Yep, it finally rained here. It's been a while and we really need the rain.

I love to look for unusual signs and such when we're out driving and today I found a few of interest. --

The Cecil County Health Dept. has a program known as the Healthy Marriage Initiative to encourage solid family lifestyles. As part of the campaign, they post billboards along the highway with cutesy little sayings about marriage. They change these every few months and I've mentioned some here before.
Today, I noticed these:

"Like a good wine, marriage improves with age,
once you learn to put a cork in it."

"The best way to get the last word is to apologize."

"It's never too late to live happily ever after."

And, this one accompanied a cartoon-like picture of Mr. and Mrs. Penguin guarding their egg:

"If penguins can do it, why can't we?"

Then, while stopped at a traffic light tonight on the trip home, I noticed this one for a cleaners/tailoring shop:

"Diets don't work, alterations do."

I hope these made you smile like they did me.