There is a silver lining to burning the bird, honest. Check out these twelve reasons to be thankful your bird was, well, let's just say, incinerated!* Salmonella won't be a concern.
*No one will overeat.
*Everyone will think it's Cajun Blackened.
*Uninvited guests will think twice next year.
*Your cheese broccoli lime a bean casserole will gain
new found appreciation.
*Pets won't pester for scraps.
*The smoke alarm was due for a test.
*Carving the bird will provide a good cardiovascular workout.
*After dinner, the guys can take the bird out to the yard
and play football.
*The less turkey Uncle George eats, the less likely he will be to walk
around with his pants unbuttoned.
*You'll get to dessert quicker.
* You won't be eating turkey sandwiches for the next three weeks.
*No one will overeat.
*Everyone will think it's Cajun Blackened.
*Uninvited guests will think twice next year.
*Your cheese broccoli lime a bean casserole will gain
new found appreciation.
*Pets won't pester for scraps.
*The smoke alarm was due for a test.
*Carving the bird will provide a good cardiovascular workout.
*After dinner, the guys can take the bird out to the yard
and play football.
*The less turkey Uncle George eats, the less likely he will be to walk
around with his pants unbuttoned.
*You'll get to dessert quicker.
* You won't be eating turkey sandwiches for the next three weeks.
So, simply grit your teeth, smile, and go shopping!! Shopping cures most ills!! (or so it seems!)
